Ask Brolaf
ask-ashe:

ask-brolaf:

ask-ashe:

… Please leave before I have to call my husband.

Just saying, it’s an offer, take your time.  Sooner or later, you’ll take up Brolaf on his suggestion.  And I’ll be waiting. ;)

… Leave.

I’ll be waiting~ 

ask-ashe:

ask-brolaf:

ask-ashe:

… Please leave before I have to call my husband.

Just saying, it’s an offer, take your time.  Sooner or later, you’ll take up Brolaf on his suggestion.  And I’ll be waiting. ;)

… Leave.

I’ll be waiting~ 

ask-ashe:

… Please leave before I have to call my husband.

Just saying, it’s an offer, take your time.  Sooner or later, you’ll take up Brolaf on his suggestion.  And I’ll be waiting. ;)

ask-ashe:

… Please leave before I have to call my husband.

Just saying, it’s an offer, take your time.  Sooner or later, you’ll take up Brolaf on his suggestion.  And I’ll be waiting. ;)

YOOOOO

Summoners sorry for like, taking forever to type up something bros.  Sometimes work and all that junk gets in the way of getting on and typing stuff to my broskis.  Yeah I know, work, bummer right?  But at least I get money and get paid!  My dad wants to teach me “responsibilities” but hey, my responsibilities are kicking butt and drinking Graggy.  So I have them already set out.  Just thought I’d let you guys know, ‘specially you ladies. ;)

Am I op? AM I OP?! DUDE, YOU’RE MOM’S OP! I’m just the right amount of manliness and broness that I’m not op, I’m just that damn good, bro.

Am I op? AM I OP?! DUDE, YOU’RE MOM’S OP! I’m just the right amount of manliness and broness that I’m not op, I’m just that damn good, bro.

Wanna pat me down now, or later. ;)

Wanna pat me down now, or later. ;)

That’s because they can’t handle me up top.  Don’t tell anyone, but I have an idea about this, bro.  See, I’ve been like, hitting on hot summoner chick, and like, I don’t think Browick likes that.  So he’s having me nerfed by saying he’ll like kill the summoners, dude.  He thinks I don’t know, but I do know, chicks love the KABOOM, not the weird creepy “IT’S ONLY FUN IF THEY RUN” stuff bro.

That’s because they can’t handle me up top.  Don’t tell anyone, but I have an idea about this, bro.  See, I’ve been like, hitting on hot summoner chick, and like, I don’t think Browick likes that.  So he’s having me nerfed by saying he’ll like kill the summoners, dude.  He thinks I don’t know, but I do know, chicks love the KABOOM, not the weird creepy “IT’S ONLY FUN IF THEY RUN” stuff bro.

Now this guy gets me.  You deserve a high five, bro!  This is how you play me, don’t forget to like turn on vicious strikes for a bit, bro.  That also helps.

Now this guy gets me.  You deserve a high five, bro!  This is how you play me, don’t forget to like turn on vicious strikes for a bit, bro.  That also helps.

Hard times for Wuju.

madame-s:

((Now, I don’t normally post stupid crap like this here, I’m getting to know Austin TX a bit, driving around when I see

What does that lead to?

Grandmaster now, eh? But really, a school front?

Hard times for Wuju.))

He’s gotta get money too, hot summoner chick.  All of us champions gotta get money outside of the League too.

Because someone obviously doesn’t know how to play me, bro.

Because someone obviously doesn’t know how to play me, bro.

Dude, dude, dude, like, you would not believe what I’ve been through.  Like, some of the jungle minions were like, “Bro, dude, let’s have a party.”  So I was like, sweet, I can dig a party.  Turns out, they all planned to like, kill me or something.  But they didn’t realize, that I’m Brolaf.  What do I hit faster when I’m getting hurt, so like, they didn’t stand a chance.  Next time, they gotta think things through, man.  So I didn’t answer for a while because I was getting medically cleared again bro.

Dude, dude, dude, like, you would not believe what I’ve been through.  Like, some of the jungle minions were like, “Bro, dude, let’s have a party.”  So I was like, sweet, I can dig a party.  Turns out, they all planned to like, kill me or something.  But they didn’t realize, that I’m Brolaf.  What do I hit faster when I’m getting hurt, so like, they didn’t stand a chance.  Next time, they gotta think things through, man.  So I didn’t answer for a while because I was getting medically cleared again bro.